Hey everyone. i got this funny thing from my grandma. Its not about Naruto but it really funny....
 

-- ONLY IN AMERICA:
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
  EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
First time i read this it was with my best friend. i dont know if it was beacuse it was really late or what cuz we just couldn't stop laughing. We were having the greatest time even though we were about to pass out from laughing so hard........

the New Naruto episode has Neji vs Hinata and Neji takes the first hald of the episode telling hinata she was a nothing that Naruto yells at him and Hinata gets bold (hint: name of Episode Bygarkanin[ however you spell it] battle: Hianat gets Bold!!!) and starts all out attacking Neji and they are both doing good and then it shows Them both standing there and it lookes like someone got hit but you cant tell who and then the episode ends.

fand does anyone know how its pronounced? is manga prononced Mon-ga or Mag-na???
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